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Not Your Average Joe's & Catering

Not Your Average Joe's & Catering

 
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Not Your Average Joe's & Catering

Not Your Average Joe's & Catering

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10400 Old Georgetown Road, Bethesda, MD 20817
 
Ordering Hours
Sunday12 PM - 7 PM
Monday8 AM - 8 PM
Tuesday8 AM - 8 PM
Wednesday8 AM - 8 PM
Thursday8 AM - 8 PM
Friday8 AM - 8 PM
Saturday11 AM - 8 PM

APPETIZERS  

CHEESESTEAK EGG ROLLS
Thinly sliced sirloin, caramelized onions, provolone and american cheeses in a crispy egg roll wrapper served with spicy chinese mustard.
$15.55
AHI TUNA WONTONS
Choose from Japanese chili-spiced crispy wontons or chilled cucumbers topped with rare-seared sesame-crusted tuna, sweet soy, pickled ginger and wasabi aioli.
$19.20
BUFFALO CARIBBEAN CHICKEN TENDERS
Hand breaded and tossed with our addictive mango-buffalo barbeque sauce, served with pineapple-jalapeno salsa and blue cheese dressing.
$14.35
CHICKEN DUMPLINGS
Joe's take on potstickers, bursting with flavor, in a citrus-soy sauce.
$13.50
NACHO AVERAGE NACHOS
Crispy corn tortillas layered with chipotle braised chicken and melted pepper jack, with cumin sour cream and avocado corn salsa.
$14.35
JOES FAMOUS FOCACCIA LOAF
Baked fresh daily. Served with our cheesy romano -red pepper & garlic dipping sauce.
$12.00

SOUPS  

NEW ENGLAND CUP OF CLAM CHOWDER
A traditional version, rich with quahogs, bacon and potatoes. Served as a cup size.
$8.35
LOBSTER BISQUE
Served as cup.
$9.60

FLATBREADS  

FARMER'S MARKET FLATBREAD
Light and fresh with basil pesto, spinach, roasted tomatoes, summer squash, zucchini, mozzarella and goat cheese.
$17.40
BIANCO FLATBREAD
A cheesy blend of mozzarella, romano, and ricotta cheeses with whole roasted garlic cloves.
$16.20

SANDWICHES & BURGERS  

ALL SANDWICH AND BURGERS SERVED WITH CHOICE OF MIXED GREENS OR FRENCH FRIES. SUBSTITUTE SWEET POTATO FRIES $1

MUSTARD-CRUSTED CHICKEN BLT SANDWICH
Mustard and panko crusted with country bacon, lettuce, tomato and lemon aioli on toasted ciabatta with house slaw and fries or mixed greens.
$17.95
TUSCAN GRILLED CHICKEN SANDWICH
Melted fresh mozzarella with marinated tomatoes, grilled chicken, lemon aioli and arugula, on ciabatta. Served w/ hand-cut fries or mixed greens.
$17.95
TURKEY AVOCADO CLUB
Applewood smoked turkey and country bacon with avocado, lettuce, tomato and mayo on toasted multi-grain bread. Served with a choice of mixed greens or fries.(GLUTEN FREE)
$17.95
BACKYARD CHEESEBURGER
Classic burger with white cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato & pickle. Add Country Bacon for $2.00.
$18.30
"IMPOSSIBLE" CAPRESE BURGER
Plant based burger topped w/ arugula, fresh mozzarella & roasted tomatoes on a Martin's famous roll w/ mixed greens or french fries.(GLUTEN FREE) (VEGAN/ VEGETARIAN)
$19.80
BEER BATTERED FISH SANDWICH
Fried to crispy perfection, served on a Martin's potato roll with tartar sauce. Served with French Fries.
$18.90
HALF SANDWICH WITH SALAD
Choose one of the four sandwich choices with either House or Caesar Salad.
$14.35

STONE HEARTH PIZZAS  

The best pizza (meaning ours) starts with a stone-ground flour from Italy made from scratch sauce from imported tomatoes and all natural mozzarella. We hand roll the dough, top it and bake in our 700 degree stone-hearth oven.

CREATE YOUR OWN JOE SCHMO PIZZA
Our classic tomato & cheese pizza. Add your favorite toppings for $2.00 each. 10" Small (6 Slices) (Add $14.40) 16" Large (8 Slices) (Add $21.60)
$14.40
PEPPERONI PIZZA
Our Joe Schmo w/ pepperoni. Add additional toppings for $2.00 ea. 10" Small (6 Slices) (Add $16.20) 16" Large (8 Slices) (Add $24.00)
$16.20
BUFFALO CHICKEN PIZZA
Crispy chicken tenders tossed in our mango-buffalo barbeque sauce with mozzarella, scallions and blue cheese dressing. Add additional toppings for $2.00 ea. 10" Small (6 Slices) (Add $16.20) 16" Large (8 Slices) (Add $24.00)
$16.20
MARGHERITA PIZZA
Fresh mozzarella, roasted tomatoes, garlic, basil, extra virgin olive oil and freshly grated romano. Add additional toppings for $2.00 ea. 10" Small (6 Slices) (Add $16.20) 16" Large (8 Slices) (Add $24.00)
$16.20

ENTREE SALADS  

JOES' HOUSE SALAD
Mixed greens, cucumbers, red onion, tomatoes, carrots, house-made focaccia croutons & choice of dressing. Can add protein for an upcharge.
$10.80
CLASSIC CAESAR SALAD
Crisp hearts of romaine with house make focaccia croutons & shaved romano cheese with lemon garlic dressing. Can add protein for an upcharge.
$13.20
SUPER CRUNCH SALAD
Chopped salad w/ roasted chicken tossed with quinoa, green apples, pistachios, avocado, spinach, oranges, cucumbers, mint and cilantro in an orange-sesame dressing.
$19.20
WALDORF SALAD
Our version with chopped romaine, roasted chicken, granny smith apples, dried cranberries, celery, grapes, candied pecans, smoked mozzarella with creamy sherry vinaigrette.
$19.20
COBB SALAD
Roasted chicken, arugula and romaine topped with blue cheese, country bacon, avocado, fresh grilled corn, tomatoes and hard-boiled egg tossed in bleu cheese dressing.
$19.20
CLASSIC CHICKEN CAESAR
Crisp hearts of Romaine tossed in lemon-garlic dressing w/ foccacia croutons, shaved romano cheese & grilled chicken.
$19.20

ENTREES  

Just a dash of seasoning before searing making the most of natural flavors & healthfulness.

SIMPLY GRILLED SALMON
Grilled atlantic Salmon with seasoned broccoli & rice pilaf. (GLUTEN FREE)
$28.75
SIRLOIN TIPS
Marinated, grilled & served with mashed potatoes, sauteed spinach, pickled red onions & balsamic glaze.
$30.00
SHRIMP SCAMPI
Sauteed in a creamy lemon garlic sauce with capers, tomatoes and linguini pasta. (Gluten-Free version available)
$27.60
SMOKEHOUSE JAMBALAYA PASTA
Chicken, shrimp, and andouille sausage sauteed with peppers and onions in a cajun tomato sauce over linguini. (Gluten-Free version available)
$24.00
CHICKEN PARMESAN
Pan-seared chicken in romano herb bread crumbs, with fresh mozzarella over linguini with house-made tomato sauce.
$22.75
MUSTARD-CRUSTED CHICKEN
Three mustard marinated, hand breaded in panko breadcrumbs, pan seared & served with seasonal vegetable & mashed potatoes. (GLUTEN FREE)
$21.55
BBQ MEATLOAF
Grilled meatloaf made with beef, pork, smoked mozzarella, veggies, and herbs, with a tangy bbq gravy, mashed potatoes and seasonal veggies, topped with crispy onion strings.
$20.40
NEW ENGLAND HADDOCK
Traditional style, herb crusted and baked, served with mashed potatoes, seasoned broccoli, and tartar sauce. (Gluten-Free version available)
$25.20
CHICKEN ENCHILADA
Tortillas stuffed with braised chicken, pepper jack cheese and chipotle enchilada sauce, with cilantro jasmine rice, avocado, and lemon crema.
$21.60
"IMPOSSIBLE" BOLOGNESE
A mixture of veggie zoodles and linguini simmered in a hearty meatless red wine tomato sauce. (VEGAN/ VEGITARIAN)
$22.20
CHICKEN AND SHRIMP RICE BOWL
Stir fried veggies tossed in a soy-ginger-garlic sauce over brown rice with mango, avocado, mushrooms, cilantro, and sauteed broccoli.
$22.75
AHI TUNA POKE BOWL
Avocado, quinoa, brown rice, roasted mushrooms, fresh veggies, pickled ginger & toasted sesame seeds, with a citrus ponzu & sriracha aioli, topped with crispy wonton straws.
$25.50

KID'S MENU  

Designed for 12 & under.

KID'S- MAC & CHEESE
Pasta in our creamy cheese sauce. (Gluten-Free option available)
$9.60
KID'S - PASTA
With butter or tomato sauce.
$9.00
KID'S- CHICKEN TENDERS
Hand-breaded with choice of fries, vegetable or fresh fruit.
$9.60
KID'S- BURGER
Hand formed with choice of french fries, vegetable or fresh fruit.
$9.60
KID'S - GRILLED SALMON
With mashed potatoes and broccoli. (Gluten-Free option available)
$16.75

SIDES  

SIDE-FRENCH FRIES
$6.00
SIDE-MASHED POTATOES
$6.00
SIDE-JASMINE RICE PILAF
$6.00
SIDE-SEASONAL VEGETABLE
$6.00
SIDE-SWEET POTATO FRIES
$7.20
SIDE- LOAF OF BREAD & OIL
$10.00

DESSERTS  

CHOCOLATE MOUSSE CAKE
A dreamy dessert for your inner chocoholic, rich chocolate cake layered with white and mild chocolate mousse.
$11.95
PEANUT BUTTER THING
Joe's claim to fame--peanut butter and chocolate chunks folded into vanilla ice cream and rolled in oreo cookie crumbs, topped with fresh whipped cream and drizzled with hot chocolate and caramel sauce.
$12.00
CARROT CAKE
Our Version is moist and fragrant with cinnamon, frosted with cream cheese icing, garnished by pecans and served with a drizzle if caramel sauce. (GLUTEN FREE)
$11.95

EXPRESS CATERING--APPETIZERS  

Designed to serve 4 to 5 people

FAMILY--BUFFALO-CARRIBEAN CHICKEN TENDERS
Hand-breaded & tossed w/ our addictive mango-buffalo bbq sauce served w/ pineapple-jalapeno salsa & blue cheese dressing. Designed to serve 4 to 5 people.
$30.00
FAMILY-CHICKEN DUMPLINGS
Joe's take on pot stickers, bursting w/ flavor in a citrus soy sauce. Designed to serve 4 to 5 people.
$25.20
FAMILY CHEESE STEAK EGGROLLS
Thinly sliced sirloin, caramelized onions, provolone & american cheeses in crispy egg roll wrapper, served with spicy chinese mustard. Designed to serve 4 to 5 people.
$30.00

EXPRESS CATERING- SALADS  

Designed to serve 4 to 5 people.

FAMILY -JOE'S HOUSE SALAD
Mixed greens, cucumbers, red onions, tomatoes, carrots, house-made focaccia croutons w/ your choice of dressing. Add chicken $9.00 upcharge. Designed to serve 4 to 5 people
$24.00
FAMILY--CAESAR SALAD
Crispy hearts of Romaine tossed with lemon-garlic dressing w/ foccacia croutons & shaved romano cheese. Add Chicken $9.00 upcharge. Designed to serve 4 to 5 people.
$29.00
FAMILY-COBB SALAD
Roasted chicken, arugula and romaine topped with blue cheese, country bacon, avocado, fresh grilled corn, tomatoes and hard-boiled egg with bleu cheese dressing. Designed to serve 4 to 5 people
$39.00
FAMILY--SUPER CRUNCH SALAD
Chopped salad with grilled chicken tossed with quinoa, green apples, pistachios, avocado, spinach, oranges, cukes, mint and cilantro in an orange-sesame dressing.Designed to serve 4 to 5 people.
$39.00

EXPRESS CATERING--SANDWICHES  

4 freshly made sandwiches cut in half & served w/ potato chips or dressed greens.

FAMILY-TUSCAN GRILLED CHICKEN SANDWICHES
4 freshly made sandwiches cut in half. Melted fresh mozzarella with marinated tomatoes, grilled chicken, lemon aioli and arugula on ciabatta. Sandwiches are served with potato chips or mixed greens.
$64.80
FAMILY--TUSCAN VEG SANDWICHES
4 freshly made sandwiches cut in half. Melted fresh mozzarella with marinated tomatoes, lemon aioli and arugula on ciabatta. Sandwiches are served with potato chips or mixed greens.
$60.00
FAMILY--MUSTARD-CRUSTED CHICKEN BLT SANDWICHES
4 freshly made sandwiches cut in half & served w/ potato chips or dressed greens. Mustard and panko crusted with country bacon, lettuce, tomato and lemon aioli on toasted ciabatta.
$67.20
FAMILY-TURKEY AVOCADO CLUB SANDWICHES
4 freshly made sandwiches cut in half & served w/ potato chips or dressed greens. Turkey, avocado and country bacon with lettuce, tomato and mayo on toasted multi-grain bread.
$66.00
FAMILY--COMBINATION PLATTER SANDWICHES
4 freshly made sandwiches cut in half & served w/ potato chips or dressed greens. Comes with Tuscan Grilled Chicken, Turkey Avocado Club, Tuscan Veggie & Mustard-Crusted Chicken BLT. Sandwiches are served with potato chips or dressed organic greens.
$67.20

EXPRESS CATERING--ENTREES  

Designed to serve 4 to 5 people .

FAMILY--MUSTARD-CRUSTED CHICKEN
Three-mustard marinated, hand-breaded in panko bread crumbs, pan-seared and served with seasonal vegetables and mashed potatoes. Designed to serve 4 to 5 people. (GLUTEN FREE)
$72.00
FAMILY--CHICKEN PARMESAN
Designed to serve 4-5 people. Pan-seared chicken in romano herb bread crumbs over linguini, with fresh mozzarella & house made tomato sauce. Designed to serve 4-5 people
$72.00
FAMILY--SIRLOIN TIPS
Marinated, grilled & served w/ mashed potatoes, sauteed spinach, pickled red onions & balsamic glaze.Designed to serve 4 to 5 people.
$78.00
FAMILY-JAMBALAYA
Andouille sausage, spicy chourico, chicken, shrimp, veggies & rice simmered in a cajun-spiced tomato broth. Designed to serve 4 to 5 people. (GLUTEN FREE)
$72.00
FAMILY- SIMPLE GRILLED SALMON
Grilled atlantic Salmon with a dash of seasoning before searing with sauteed green beans & rice pilaf.Serves 4 to 5 people.
$78.00
LARGE JOE SCHMO & BUFFALO CHICKEN TENDERS
Classic tomato & cheese pizza & an order of boneless buffalo tenders. Designed to serve 4 to 5 people.
$24.00

EXPRESS CATERING--DESSERTS  

CATERING--CARROT CAKE (PER SLICE)
With a delicious cream cheese frosting and caramel sauce, gluten free.
$10.80
CATERING - CHEESECAKE (PER SLICE)
Simply classic or Creamy Oreo slice.
$10.80
CATERING--KEY LIME PIE (PER SLICE)
Joe's mom's recipe with raspberry sauce and fresh whipped cream.
$9.60
CATERING--CHOCOLATE MOUSSE CAKE (PER SLICE)
A dreamy dessert for your inner chocoholic, rich chocolate cake layered with white and milk chocolate mousse.
$10.80

Miscellaneous  

Miscellaneous
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We offer delivery for this restaurant.

Ordering Hours

Sunday12:00 PM - 7:00 PM
Monday8:00 AM - 8:00 PM
Tuesday8:00 AM - 8:00 PM
Wednesday8:00 AM - 8:00 PM
Thursday8:00 AM - 8:00 PM
Friday8:00 AM - 8:00 PM
Saturday11:00 AM - 8:00 PM

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